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Now that he's finally in town, we should get Harry Potter to do one magic trick for Hyderabad before he leaves. What should it be?
Propel the city 43 years into the future so that we finally reach the time when "Superstar" Krishna decides to retire
Get YSR's next fast-unto-death to last more than 5 days
Get any one member of Siddharth Reddy's family to pass a lie-detector test
Have the MCH agree to observe 1 day every year as "No Corruption Day" (and preferably not Feb 30)
In the next film starring Saikumar, have Uday Kiran dub Saikumar's voice
What is going to characterize Ugadi this year in Hyderabad?
6 more dishes than usual arrive from "home" for all the cops guarding Siddharth Reddy
Nampally and Sec'bad railway station canteens win contract to mass-supply Ugadi pachchadi, since food there always tastes like that
As usual, newspapers quote St. Francis girls for Ugadi too, and as usual they talk about what they'll do on their dream date
Thums Up will present Ugadi on ETV, and the only thing you'll remember next year will be being asked "dhammundhaa" 65 times per hour
Do you support the hike in power tariff?
For the amount of power I get, it doesn't matter
How do the actors manage to change clothes so fast in Telugu movie songs?
If they did it slowly, the films would become X-rated
The clothes aren't washed between use in various movies
They don't really do it - it's artificially done, just like their acting
They have to - the movie has to be completed and released before anyone else does it
They get paid well for it - and money can make anything happen fast, even work at government offices
What will be the most appropriate title for Acharya Giriraj Kishore's autobiography?
Giri Plotter And The Peninsula Of Fire
My Experiments With Rama - And Other Tales Of Carnage
Starting Genocides For Dummies
Bin Laden, Shin Laden - I Don't Need Planes, See?
If You Dream It, You Can Do It - The Complete Guide For Arsonists
How can you make out that Uday Kiran is trying to act angry in a scene?
He has the common expression that he uses for anger, distress, confusion and love, and it just can't be the other three for this scene
You have the "Complete Guide To Uday Kiran Expressions" book in your hand that came free with the ticket
There's a strange upwardly mobile churning in your stomach that usually happens in these scenes
The audience is so moved by the superhuman effort that it rises to its feet …and heads for the exits
Who is the person that most people today believe killed Ravana and rescued Sita?
N T Rama Rao, of course - the whole of the TDP still commemorates the feat in its election cut-outs
L K Advani - at least that's what every kid in the entire country is learning through the new history textbooks
Chandrababu Naidu - like with all other incidents of violence, every Congress worker believes he was behind it
Jayalalitha - like with everything else she says, the whole of Tamil Nadu believes this too
Which is your favorite movie theater?
What number will best characterize Valentine's Day this year?
26,372 articles in local newspapers ecstatic at a fortnight's supply of fodder
625 sick statements by pimply teenagers on TV about how love is important but career is more important
99% of the city's youth won't have Valentines, but thanks to media hype, each thinks everyone else has Valentines
873 event organizers get richer, thanks to us dumb Hyderabadis paying up hundreds of rupees to attend stupid events
What will be the first disaster the new mayor will get into?
While routinely clearing the decade-old pending files in the Mayor's office, signs by mistake on the file authorizing fresh elections
Impeachment motion by irate corporators after he's misquoted as saying that the new council will be honest (to be fair, he only said "should")
Decision by angry Vijayawada citizens that the only Krishna waters they'll part with are the waters that they've used (yecch!)
Widespread protests by women's organizations over his preference for moustached people for key positions
fullhyd.com presents - Make Your Own Poll! This week: what is the most appropriate question for the answer "three"?
Number of crores the new mayor would have earned by end-2002
Ratio of unofficial to official earnings of average traffic cop
Percentage chance that you can get a driving license without using a middleman
Upper limit of IQ you can have to be impressed by promos of Telugu TV serials
Maximum number of different expressions Uday Kiran will manage in his next film
Which was the best Telugu film of 2001?
Nuvvu Naaku Nachchaav
What is the single most difficult problem you experience as a Hyderabadi?
Traffic and pollution
Corruption of public servants
Lack of a happening social scene
The MCH elections are approaching. What should be the top concern of the MCH today?
Beautifying the city
Making hygiene standards in eateries much stricter
Tackling the stray dog menace
Eliminating corruption among its staff
Introducing an efficient customer service cell
What do you think of the social scene in town?
Oooh, it's so tough attending so many dos!
How come they always miss me out?
You'd have had to come from Anakapalli to find this good.
I'll get back when I detect any.
Do you support the cause for a separate Telangana?
Did this have to get in here too?
Who holds out the most promise of being the next Telugu superstar heroine?
Who holds out the most promise of being the next Telugu superstar hero?
Do you think Azhar’s attempts at a new career will work?
Yes, the Hyderabadis will help him out
No, people will find it awkward to work with him
I’m more bothered about my own career!
What are you doing this Valentine's Day?
Still deciding - I have too many choices
Still waiting - she has too many choices
Still rueing - I've got married
Still hoping - that I'll have one next year