A list of all polls that were run on fullhyd.com. To suggest a poll, just email it (with options) to webmaster [at] fullhyd.com
Did the cop who came to verify your address for your passport application ask for a bribe?
Not applicable - I went through a tout who directly takes care of all bribes
2.1%
What movie are you looking forward to watch the most this weekend?
Would you be willing to pay to watch Gemini TV ?
What? Would they watch me if they had to pay for it?
71.9%
When will the construction of the Secretariat flyover be complete?
As soon as the contractors pay the last instalment of the MCH's bribe
52.6%
What are the main flaws in the new Aamir Khan Coke ad where he plays a Hyderabadi?
Hyderabadis don't need fake moustaches
10.1%
Hyderabadi men don't put mascara, rouge and lipstick on - or an accent
12.6%
In Hyderabad, 'thanda' means response to traffic rules
3.8%
No place in Hyderabad can have so many girls at one place without some eve-teasers hanging around
16%
Basically, Hyderabadis can become filmstars, but filmstars cannot become Hyderabadis
57.5%
What activity takes Hyderabadis the longest time these days?
Waiting for the power supply to be restored
24.7%
Filling a mug of water from a municipal tap connection
19.5%
Searching for statesmen in the PCC
4.5%
Understanding why the newspapers give so much crap about the World Cup when less than 1% of us will watch it
9.7%
Unnumbing themselves to the fact that the Filmfare judges consider Uday Kiran better than Venkatesh and Chiranjeevi
41.6%
Which of the following would you rate as more corrupt than the average MCH employee?
The average MCH employee in 2003
17.1%
The nicest person in the RTA
39.7%
Any friend / business associate / colleague / drop of blood of George Fernandes
29.2%
The city's sewerage system
6.6%
Our cabinet is considering removing ranking in EAMCET from next year. What more thoughtful improvements are needed for the test?
Have only 2 results - pass and fail. The pass mark should be set at 0 or at the score of any minister's son taking the test, whichever is lower.
43.8%
Flexible testing standards - for eg, students can decide on whether they want to be tested in Inter math, Std X math, Std III math, minister-level math etc.
18.8%
Round the year instant testing, like for driving license. Touts can help you pass without even having to take the test, and result will be valid for 20 years.
21.9%
To promote EAMCET, one free Intermediate pass certificate should be issued with every EAMCET pass certificate.
15.6%
Do you support the decision of the MCH to kill stray dogs?
Stop asking questions about dogs outside the MCH building - the really blood-sucking ones are elsewhere
35.7%
Who benefits the most from the summer in Hyderabad?
Coffee pubs - the pesky groups of teenagers occupying 2 tables each actually order more than one Coke between them to share
17.8%
Tollywood filmmakers - they have a proper defence for all the criticism about the skimpy clothes they make the women wear
4.6%
The cops - more sales for roadside fruit vendors means more "mamoollu"
9.2%
A P Transco - thanks to all the fans and coolers running round the clock, its mistake-ridden superhigh bills actually appear possible
21.7%
fullhyd.com - they get one more stupid idea for a poll
46.7%
Now that he's finally in town, we should get Harry Potter to do one magic trick for Hyderabad before he leaves. What should it be?
Propel the city 43 years into the future so that we finally reach the time when "Superstar" Krishna decides to retire
23.2%
Get YSR's next fast-unto-death to last more than 5 days
8.4%
Get any one member of Siddharth Reddy's family to pass a lie-detector test
25.2%
Have the MCH agree to observe 1 day every year as "No Corruption Day" (and preferably not Feb 30)
32.3%
In the next film starring Saikumar, have Uday Kiran dub Saikumar's voice
11%
What is going to characterize Ugadi this year in Hyderabad?
6 more dishes than usual arrive from "home" for all the cops guarding Siddharth Reddy
41.7%
Nampally and Sec'bad railway station canteens win contract to mass-supply Ugadi pachchadi, since food there always tastes like that
5.6%
As usual, newspapers quote St. Francis girls for Ugadi too, and as usual they talk about what they'll do on their dream date
25%
Thums Up will present Ugadi on ETV, and the only thing you'll remember next year will be being asked "dhammundhaa" 65 times per hour
27.8%
Do you support the hike in power tariff?
For the amount of power I get, it doesn't matter
4.4%
How do the actors manage to change clothes so fast in Telugu movie songs?
If they did it slowly, the films would become X-rated
26.8%
The clothes aren't washed between use in various movies
2.3%
They don't really do it - it's artificially done, just like their acting
4.1%
They have to - the movie has to be completed and released before anyone else does it
3.5%
They get paid well for it - and money can make anything happen fast, even work at government offices
63.3%
What will be the most appropriate title for Acharya Giriraj Kishore's autobiography?
Giri Plotter And The Peninsula Of Fire
23.3%
My Experiments With Rama - And Other Tales Of Carnage
14%
Starting Genocides For Dummies
14%
Bin Laden, Shin Laden - I Don't Need Planes, See?
32.6%
If You Dream It, You Can Do It - The Complete Guide For Arsonists
16.3%
How can you make out that Uday Kiran is trying to act angry in a scene?
He has the common expression that he uses for anger, distress, confusion and love, and it just can't be the other three for this scene
38.2%
You have the "Complete Guide To Uday Kiran Expressions" book in your hand that came free with the ticket
13.2%
There's a strange upwardly mobile churning in your stomach that usually happens in these scenes
7.9%
The audience is so moved by the superhuman effort that it rises to its feet …and heads for the exits
9.2%
Who is the person that most people today believe killed Ravana and rescued Sita?
N T Rama Rao, of course - the whole of the TDP still commemorates the feat in its election cut-outs
14.7%
L K Advani - at least that's what every kid in the entire country is learning through the new history textbooks
5.9%
Chandrababu Naidu - like with all other incidents of violence, every Congress worker believes he was behind it
9.3%
Jayalalitha - like with everything else she says, the whole of Tamil Nadu believes this too
6.4%
Which is your favorite movie theater?
What number will best characterize Valentine's Day this year?
26,372 articles in local newspapers ecstatic at a fortnight's supply of fodder
3.9%
625 sick statements by pimply teenagers on TV about how love is important but career is more important
5.3%
99% of the city's youth won't have Valentines, but thanks to media hype, each thinks everyone else has Valentines
65.8%
873 event organizers get richer, thanks to us dumb Hyderabadis paying up hundreds of rupees to attend stupid events
25%
What will be the first disaster the new mayor will get into?
While routinely clearing the decade-old pending files in the Mayor's office, signs by mistake on the file authorizing fresh elections
57.1%
Impeachment motion by irate corporators after he's misquoted as saying that the new council will be honest (to be fair, he only said "should")
32.1%
Decision by angry Vijayawada citizens that the only Krishna waters they'll part with are the waters that they've used (yecch!)
7.1%
Widespread protests by women's organizations over his preference for moustached people for key positions
3.6%