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Which is the best Telugu movie so far this year?
Lahiri Lahiri Lahirilo
Does Independence Day mean anything special to you?
Used to, until 1948. Then I lost hope.
We're heading for a shortage, so let's be honest - do you use more water than you absolutely need to?
I get less water than I absolutely need
Did the cop who came to verify your address for your passport application ask for a bribe?
Not applicable - I went through a tout who directly takes care of all bribes
What movie are you looking forward to watch the most this weekend?
Would you be willing to pay to watch Gemini TV ?
What? Would they watch me if they had to pay for it?
When will the construction of the Secretariat flyover be complete?
As soon as the contractors pay the last instalment of the MCH's bribe
What are the main flaws in the new Aamir Khan Coke ad where he plays a Hyderabadi?
Hyderabadis don't need fake moustaches
Hyderabadi men don't put mascara, rouge and lipstick on - or an accent
In Hyderabad, 'thanda' means response to traffic rules
No place in Hyderabad can have so many girls at one place without some eve-teasers hanging around
Basically, Hyderabadis can become filmstars, but filmstars cannot become Hyderabadis
What activity takes Hyderabadis the longest time these days?
Waiting for the power supply to be restored
Filling a mug of water from a municipal tap connection
Searching for statesmen in the PCC
Understanding why the newspapers give so much crap about the World Cup when less than 1% of us will watch it
Unnumbing themselves to the fact that the Filmfare judges consider Uday Kiran better than Venkatesh and Chiranjeevi
Which of the following would you rate as more corrupt than the average MCH employee?
The average MCH employee in 2003
The nicest person in the RTA
Any friend / business associate / colleague / drop of blood of George Fernandes
The city's sewerage system
Our cabinet is considering removing ranking in EAMCET from next year. What more thoughtful improvements are needed for the test?
Have only 2 results - pass and fail. The pass mark should be set at 0 or at the score of any minister's son taking the test, whichever is lower.
Flexible testing standards - for eg, students can decide on whether they want to be tested in Inter math, Std X math, Std III math, minister-level math etc.
Round the year instant testing, like for driving license. Touts can help you pass without even having to take the test, and result will be valid for 20 years.
To promote EAMCET, one free Intermediate pass certificate should be issued with every EAMCET pass certificate.
Do you support the decision of the MCH to kill stray dogs?
Stop asking questions about dogs outside the MCH building - the really blood-sucking ones are elsewhere
Who benefits the most from the summer in Hyderabad?
Coffee pubs - the pesky groups of teenagers occupying 2 tables each actually order more than one Coke between them to share
Tollywood filmmakers - they have a proper defence for all the criticism about the skimpy clothes they make the women wear
The cops - more sales for roadside fruit vendors means more "mamoollu"
A P Transco - thanks to all the fans and coolers running round the clock, its mistake-ridden superhigh bills actually appear possible
fullhyd.com - they get one more stupid idea for a poll
Now that he's finally in town, we should get Harry Potter to do one magic trick for Hyderabad before he leaves. What should it be?
Propel the city 43 years into the future so that we finally reach the time when "Superstar" Krishna decides to retire
Get YSR's next fast-unto-death to last more than 5 days
Get any one member of Siddharth Reddy's family to pass a lie-detector test
Have the MCH agree to observe 1 day every year as "No Corruption Day" (and preferably not Feb 30)
In the next film starring Saikumar, have Uday Kiran dub Saikumar's voice
What is going to characterize Ugadi this year in Hyderabad?
6 more dishes than usual arrive from "home" for all the cops guarding Siddharth Reddy
Nampally and Sec'bad railway station canteens win contract to mass-supply Ugadi pachchadi, since food there always tastes like that
As usual, newspapers quote St. Francis girls for Ugadi too, and as usual they talk about what they'll do on their dream date
Thums Up will present Ugadi on ETV, and the only thing you'll remember next year will be being asked "dhammundhaa" 65 times per hour
Do you support the hike in power tariff?
For the amount of power I get, it doesn't matter
How do the actors manage to change clothes so fast in Telugu movie songs?
If they did it slowly, the films would become X-rated
The clothes aren't washed between use in various movies
They don't really do it - it's artificially done, just like their acting
They have to - the movie has to be completed and released before anyone else does it
They get paid well for it - and money can make anything happen fast, even work at government offices
What will be the most appropriate title for Acharya Giriraj Kishore's autobiography?
Giri Plotter And The Peninsula Of Fire
My Experiments With Rama - And Other Tales Of Carnage
Starting Genocides For Dummies
Bin Laden, Shin Laden - I Don't Need Planes, See?
If You Dream It, You Can Do It - The Complete Guide For Arsonists
How can you make out that Uday Kiran is trying to act angry in a scene?
He has the common expression that he uses for anger, distress, confusion and love, and it just can't be the other three for this scene
You have the "Complete Guide To Uday Kiran Expressions" book in your hand that came free with the ticket
There's a strange upwardly mobile churning in your stomach that usually happens in these scenes
The audience is so moved by the superhuman effort that it rises to its feet …and heads for the exits
Who is the person that most people today believe killed Ravana and rescued Sita?
N T Rama Rao, of course - the whole of the TDP still commemorates the feat in its election cut-outs
L K Advani - at least that's what every kid in the entire country is learning through the new history textbooks
Chandrababu Naidu - like with all other incidents of violence, every Congress worker believes he was behind it
Jayalalitha - like with everything else she says, the whole of Tamil Nadu believes this too